fat tosser

An obese person who is a massive show off

You know that reece kid he’s a fat tosser

by Calwill November 27, 2017

Cookie tosser

When your co worker Mike decided to Yeet cookies at a container

Mike picked up the tin and shook it , then he proceeded to Yeet it, that cookie tosser

by Thegoodlord December 30, 2020

Spanish Munchkin Tosser

A Spanish asshole who throws munchkins at unsuspecting Frenchmen

"Who just threw this jelly Munchkin at me???"
"It was Mark the Spanish Munchkin Tosser."
"What an asshole!"

by Iceman1008 November 5, 2013

Tosser

A chiefly British derogatory term, literally meaning "one who masturbates," but properly used to describe anyone who is either incompetent, supercilious, or otherwise generally unpleasant. Tosser is a British synonym to the primarily American derogatory term, jerkoff, which is also used in the same manner as wanker and tosser.

Joe Sixpack: I'm going to need you to come in for work on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and New Year's, all without overtime pay.
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!

by FoxWing Mabon-Tail December 20, 2008

tossrag

A rag used for cleaning up the sperm that is emitted through masturbation.
This word may also be used as an insult,relates to TOSSER.
Commonly used in male teenage circles,possibly originating in 1980's.

"I've shot off and haven't got a TOSSRAG.I'll have to use this old sock"

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

tosseratti

a collection of (usually) snobbish tossers.

"The tories are a collection of public schoolboys and assorted tosseratti."
"Don't go in there, it's wall to wall tosseratti!"

by nzonzo January 20, 2009

ginger tosser

person with red hair who masterbates excessively.

Mike sure is acting like a ginger tosser today

by kvo April 25, 2008