tourettes guy

A man who has tourettes, loves tony the tiger, hates head and shoulders and tartar control, his dad died and nobody cares, he feels like a piece of shit,

Tourettes guy is so cool, but i would love to see tourettes guy on BZ

by Scott Clarkin December 14, 2004

furlough tourettes

The act of uncontrollably erupting into a profanity laced hate-bomb directed at Governor Schwarzenegger each and every time the word “furlough” is heard, (most commonly diagnosed in California state workers).

"Furlough, f@cking bullsh&t, c*cksucker. I'd like to furlough that motherf#cker right in his five foot nothing ass!" said Bill.

Sadly, this is yet another sad case of furlough tourettes.

by the honkey donkey August 7, 2009

Ghetto Tourettes

Ghetto Tourette syndrome (from the italian Ghetto, and the French Tourette more commonly referred to as Ghetto tourettes or GT) is a disease that affects many teenagers (usually male) who believe they were raised in the ghetto. The individual may at random shout phrases (including "Squad" "boy" or "flamed" amongst a few,) and may also include other obscene words or phrases. On occasion, arm or hand gestures may be performed (including the "arms extended backwards, slow walk forwards" or the more common "neck tilted backwards and to the left" and "Arms crossed over crotch" combination,) however, these are usually performed only by persons with more severe cases of GT. Ghetto Tourettes is a neurological condition that can be caused by spending too much time in any low income area, allowing the brain to believe that it has grown up with "the struggle."

GT Victim: "SQUAD UP, SQUAD UP"
Other Person: "that poor person has Ghetto Tourettes"

by crispeh jarvis maxwell jilliam October 8, 2014

Movie Tourettes

One who extensively speaks quotes from movie, television, music, or popular culture.

Enrico: "That movie was scary. What Scares you?"
Febreze: "Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands."
Enrico: "Dude Febreze, you have movie tourettes. All you do is quote lines from Austin Powers."

by Gurumoe July 27, 2007

tourettes

See: tourette syndrome

Tourette Syndrome is an inherited, neurological disorder characterized by repeated and involuntary body movements (tics) and uncontrollable vocal sounds. In a minority of cases, the vocalizations can include socially inappropriate words and phrases -- called coprolalia. These outbursts are neither intentional nor purposeful. Involuntary symptoms can include eye blinking, repeated throat clearing or sniffing, arm thrusting, kicking movements, shoulder shrugging or jumping.

These and other symptoms typically appear before the age of 18 and the condition occurs in all ethnic groups with males affected 3 to 4 times more often than females. Although the symptoms of TS vary from person to person and range from very mild to severe, the majority of cases fall into the mild category. Associated conditions can include attentional problems, impulsiveness and learning disabilities.

tourette's A godDAMN, fuckINg, SERIOUS condition, MAN!!!!!!

by Cosmicstargoat April 28, 2004

Tourettes Guy

The funniest person on the internet.

Hey you, don't talk shit about danny, he really has tourettes, he died because an idiot had to get in a car accident with him. Danny deserves alittle tribute.

"Don't talk shit about total"

and

Pay the tourettes guy some respect

by ofhwkdhtgnkarn September 1, 2007

work tourettes

Inflictions in which obscenities are uttered uncontrollably while working. Work tourettes is often caused or acerbated by stress or an impending deadline.

An individual with work tourettes.

Me: Jane has been working so hard to meet that deadline, all I hear is "f*ck this" and "sh*t that" coming from her office.

You: Yeah, she sure has a case of work tourettes ... stay away from her.

by xtopher brown October 14, 2008