tortilla soup

When a man or woman diarrheas into a bucket or bowl, and the girl then proceeds to dip her vagina into bucket or bowl, and then gets eaten out.

Benny is sick, he got all shit faced because he engaged in tortilla soup with his bicth.

by Ted Hamburger November 16, 2006

Tortilla Land

Dripping hot queso all over a man's body while spanking him with a tortilla.

-How was your date with Ignacio last night?

-It was beautiful, he took me to Tortilla Land.

by IdRathaGoIgnant October 22, 2013

tortilla braces

when biting into a burrito or wrap, and tortilla shell completely sticks and covers your teeth in a brace-ish manner

"One bite in and I already have tortilla braces!" I exclaimed angrily while picking tortilla off my teeth.

We went out to Qdoba which was a huge mistake because when she smiled, she had tortilla braces. Gross!

by Schanedawg November 5, 2013

Tortilla de patatas en el parking

Bait with which hungry cougars lure their unsuspecting victims. Usually involves ramming penis shaped objects into the victims ass

"Te voy a llevar la tortilla de patatas en el parking del Kinepolis"

by Davazkz July 31, 2017

Tortilla man

Slipknot’s newest precussionist, who replaced Chris Fehn in 2019.

His identity was unknown a couple of months, but after a while fans and others found out that it is Michael Pfaff.

Dude look at Tortilla man! He’s going ham on the stage!

by MFKR1999 April 16, 2020

Tortilla napkin

When someone at a restaurant uses a tortilla instead of a napkin.

Did you just use a tortilla napkin Kerém??

by BIG TONE122 August 2, 2020

Tortilla Pants

A slang substitute that can stand for anything, anywhere, at any time.

Man! Look at that tortilla pants over there!
I wasn't sure what they were doing, but I think it had to do with those tortilla pants.
I wouldn't go near her unless she had some tortilla pants on!
That was a hell of a night, there were so many tortilla pants I can even remember!

by Tortilla Pants April 30, 2008