Tongue punching the fart box

Slur used against someone who uses their tongue to clean out the anal cavity of those in charge, just so they can gain power and responsibility. Can be secretly represented by going "blah! blah! blah!" while forcefully flicking out the tongue while the given person is near. Someone who really loves to kiss ass and suck ass as well.

Dude, that guy used to be so cool, but ever since he started toungue punching sergeants fart box he's a total fucking dickhead. He's fallen in love with tongue punching the fart box man..

by Pissed Off White Nuk June 24, 2014

tongue punch your fart box

Lick a girls anus.

You are amazing, I'm going to tongue punch your fart box later tonite.

by Sparty911 February 24, 2016

tongue punch my fart box

Tongue punch my fart box is to lick someone's asshole

Guy~Will you tongue punch my fart box
Girl~Of course I will
Guy~Thank you

by Watasay July 03, 2014

tongue punch your fart box

rim job/licking anus
joke is property of daniel tosh

your mom wants me to tongue punch your fart box

by TootyFruities September 22, 2016

Tongue punch my fart box

Politely requesting someone lick your turd cutter. Often for sexual gratification.

Your girl asks you if her sister is pretty, 'Yeah I want her to tongue punch my fart box.'

by TurdShark January 03, 2020

Tongue punch you in the juice box

When a male/female licks the clit of another female.

I will tongue punch you in the juice box if you don’t stop being so cute

by Shr00tMeN0w February 11, 2019

Tongue Punch Your Lady Bucket

When a man inserts / removes and inserts his tongue repeatedly into a ladies juicy bits

Hi Diana, I will be home to Tongue Punch your Lady Bucket when I get back from work!

by MootstoneMootstoneMootstone September 23, 2016