I ain't here to fuck spiders

A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.

Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!

by lemonfresh November 27, 2016

munch to fuck

Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.

This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.

When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.

The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.

Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!

Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.

Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.

Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!

by Beester May 16, 2009

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.

Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020

gutted to fuck

Gutted - Bitterly disappointed or upset.
Gutted To Fuck - Even more bitterly disappointed or upset than just simply being gutted / Gutted x10

Tim spilled his tea all down his leg and dropped his spliff in it, he was gutted to fuck!

by Asmo_ March 17, 2015

friend to fuck ratio

The amount of times a man or woman creates conversation with the other sex and either makes friends or scores. Referred to as an achronym, the ftf ratio tracks the consistency and strength of any person's pick up skills.

Ellsworth's friend to fuck ratio couldn't be lower if he was asexual. He has been instantly thrust into any woman's friend zone.

by Boonville All Star May 12, 2009

Too Drunk To Fuck

Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.

"Dude we're almost on the second carton!"

"Yeah I'm Too Drunk To Fuck!"

by mecha-streisand December 9, 2008

here to fuck

its a term of expression to signify that you are here and you mean business. Granted it can also mean that you are there to fornicate to but in the intended sense its suppose to mean you have a agenda, your there to play ball, your very serious and mean business

guy 1: Man Don was really serious today, is he normally that serious?

guy 2: Naw man , Dons typically not that serious, but today he was sure there to fuck.
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*while robbing someone*

Thief: Im here to fuck, give me your purse!
Victim: oh no! thats the sixth purse this week, gotta move outta detroit.

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*In the most literal of senses*

Boyfriend: Im here to fuck!
Girlfriend: oh i love it when you take the initiative!

by the Legion of Doom March 22, 2011