Thought Cancer™

The adverse effects one endures mentally from over-thinking things; usually secrets, inside information, or just the side effects of an over-active imagination.

You wanna know what Thought Cancer™ is?

You're cool with a guy. He settles down with a 'used-to-be' 'round-the-way' girl. They're all lovey dovey and stuff... You have a porno or two of her. You and him are supposed to be good, you and her talk. You start wondering:

Do I tell him?
But suppose he already knows?
But suppose he doesn't know?
Then she's gonna get upset with ME?
But I never told her to film her sexual exploits?
But it's none of my business anyways?
But they look so happy and I'm not the only one with the tape?
He might be upset that I know about it and didn't tell him?
Why did I have to see the damn tape?
Why do they have to be all over the place all lovey dovey?

Before you know it, you're failing exams, losing weight, can't fuck properly, drinking, chain-smoking... all the while the thought cancer is eating away at your psyche.

by WeASeL_Antigua July 1, 2011

Thought Crime

A theoretical felony. The federally punishable act of thinking about unlawful acts, thinking of committing them, or having thoughts contrary to the will of the established government or relevant legal or social paradigm. An arrestable offense regardless of whether or not action has been taken towards the thought, even lacking traditional evidence of any kind of wrongdoing.

This idea is prevalent in the dystopian novel "1984," by british author George Orwell.

I'm glad Bush is out of office. I was sure I was going to get sent to Guantanomo for Thought Crimes.

by ubermatt2000 May 25, 2009

thought itch

It's a thought that is on the tip of your tongue but can't remember it.

I have a thought itch I can't remember.

by Titus Arillius September 21, 2017

thought it was

you were under the impression it was a certain way, when in fact it was not

"You were gonna come to my party"

"Naw boy you thought it was"

by 202dc June 19, 2016

Thought Nazi

One who rejects all ideas that come from outside of their own mind. These people are often camilles and are generally speaking close minded and insolent.

Person 1: Hey I have this terrific idea that could possibly end world hunger!
Thought Nazi: Fuck your thoughts!

by djMcBa December 18, 2011

Thought leader

A bloviating, self appointed douche bag who thinks he/ she is an expert. They are usually an expert in brown nosing.

Hey look that thought leader, his nose is brown as heck.

by Fook Yoo Fook Mee July 5, 2021

Thought Shower

1. A form of mental urination. A slow and careful process by which idiotic ideas come into existence, often
with reference political correctness that one deems unnecessary.

2. UK Replacement for the term brainstorm which was banned from schools on the grounds that it might offend epileptics despite its positive connotation.

thought shower
1. After a great deal of thought showering, the term "epic fail" has been branded profane since it offends those who are prone to failing or innately fail at life.

by Eph3k June 21, 2008