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Seemingly another word for prophet.
They make crazy sounding claims that appear to be deluded ramblings, which turn out to be correct.
Seemingly another word for prophet.
They make crazy sounding claims that appear to be deluded ramblings, which turn out to be correct.
by anonymickymouse December 8, 2021
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2) A swell way to become an attention whore.
3) A perfect way to waste away years of your life to find no reliable evidence what-so-ever.
2) A swell way to become an attention whore.
3) A perfect way to waste away years of your life to find no reliable evidence what-so-ever.
Example: A classic 9/11 conspiracy-
Fold a $20 bill in half, then fold one half up perpendicular to the othe half, do the same thing with the other half, *BING*
You found the Pentagon burning down!
Now flip it, you see the twin towers ablazing (which is disturbingly similar though...)
Since the $20 bill's design was concieved in 1928 (over 4 decades when the towers were built), that's nothing more but a coincidence.
>PS, Conspiracy Theorist, haha.
Fold a $20 bill in half, then fold one half up perpendicular to the othe half, do the same thing with the other half, *BING*
You found the Pentagon burning down!
Now flip it, you see the twin towers ablazing (which is disturbingly similar though...)
Since the $20 bill's design was concieved in 1928 (over 4 decades when the towers were built), that's nothing more but a coincidence.
>PS, Conspiracy Theorist, haha.
by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem June 16, 2007
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Someone who arrives at a conspiracy theory before it's cool or well known-- i.e. before it's posted on Infowars or Reddit.
Ron: "I thought Building 7 was suspicious before Loose Change was even released."
Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
by peacechicken December 22, 2012
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Conspiracy theorist: "Reptilians control the world's most prominent bloodlines!"
Unfortunate listener: "Zzzz..."
Conspiracy theorist: "You are blind to THEIR lies, person who won't hang on every word I blather! I pour scorn upon you!"
Unfortunate listener: "Yeah, whatever."
Unfortunate listener: "Zzzz..."
Conspiracy theorist: "You are blind to THEIR lies, person who won't hang on every word I blather! I pour scorn upon you!"
Unfortunate listener: "Yeah, whatever."
by The_Mad_Thinker December 17, 2008
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Tin foil hats may or may not be worn.
Tin foil hats may or may not be worn.
Everybody should listen to Conspiracy Theorists, they know "The truth" because they haven't been bought out by 'The Man' like those silly scientists. What do they know, what with their PhDs? And their testing? And their research? They obviously don't know shit about what REALLY happened. Just look at this video of the event, see that plane? IT'S A MISSILE.
by CommandoDude August 5, 2010
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Conspiracy Theorists: Hey! Why did these two buildings collapse, those two planes couldn't have done that!
2: Wait a second.. I think JFKs brains sprayed the wrong way!
2: Wait a second.. I think JFKs brains sprayed the wrong way!
by Eliwashere March 25, 2008
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