woman in the middle

Female seeing 2, or more men. Plays the men against each other all for the vanity of the woman.

She couldn't get what she wanted from him, man #1, so she played the woman in the middle and went and saw her other partner, man #2, for her needs, that man#1 couldn't or didn't give her. And in the process, eluded her disappointment to man #1 in hopes of raising her importance

by anonymous March 30, 2021

Woman of the house

In modern days meaning, A woman who is responsible for all the decisions in a family financially and acts as a leader

She is the woman of the house

by A2zmanabc February 5, 2023

The Best Parts of a Woman

The misnomer title of a Tumblr blog about porn. The blog purports that "the best parts of a woman" are the "boobs, vagina, and butt." In fact, the actual best parts of a woman are her intelligent mind, her strong soul, and her innate dignity.

White male porn addict: I found this amazing blog on Tumblr called "The Best Parts of a Woman"
Christian: Let me see. The blog must highlight her mind, soul, and dignity.
White male porn addict: It's a pornblog by a superhero.
Christian: Ew! Don't tempt me with that shit!
White male porn addict: I'm going to fap with or without your support!

by Bad C dev February 10, 2021

The Best Parts Of A Woman

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.

Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 7, 2022

The touch of a woman

Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.

Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.

Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !

by Rey Marsh April 5, 2024

The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman

A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.

While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!

by QuacksO October 18, 2025

The women's restroom is over there

An annoying phrase used by homophobes to pick at guys with long hair in the restroom.

Usually results in the long-haired individual's silent oath to attack the next person who says it.

Exactly why these people see fit to do such a thing is beyond this writer; perhaps it is because women at the clubs and parties these individuals inhabit tend to pay a little more attention to a man who has flowing well-kept blond hair in opposition to a 5'2" mongoloid who is trying to look like Mark Mcgrath and failing miserably.

(Enter long-haired guy, stage left)
Spiked-up douchebag: Hark, young knave! The women's restroom is over there, thou faggot! Hur hur!

(soliloquy) Long-haired guy: Mark me this night, O fates, for the next man that makes that lame joke is getting kneed in the junk!

(exit Spiked-up douchebag as Long-haired guy begins to pee.)

by Vomikron September 11, 2009