Don't jackass the thing

Dont jackass the thing-Uncle Rowley

Rowley said don't jackass the thing.

by Kdinoo_ August 19, 2021

You know, the thing

The thing, you know, it's the thing, the thing that Sleepy Joe Biden clearly doesn't know.

Sleepy Joe: all men and muwaman were created by the, go, you know, you know, the thing!

America: yes we know "the thing", but you don't, Joe!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022

The Thing

I will give the most mainstream definition now. Most people know The Thing as the comic character. He is orange with blue jeans and has super strength. Originally he was a WWII vet,Ben Grimes, who joined his friend Reed Richards on a space mission. During that mission, he Richards, Richards's wife and brother-in-law were exposed to radiation in space. This caused them to get super powers. In 2005, Michael Chiklis played The Thing and in 2015, Jamie Bell played The Thing. The Thing is loved among Marvel heroes. He gets positive reception for his portrayal as an outsider. He was ranked #18 on IGN's top 100 heroes list. Successful solo series of him was released.

This is the definition of The Thing which defines the comic version.

The Thing beat up Dr.Doom's minions last issue.

by Fabulous Max March 18, 2017

The thing

a term that people who don’t speak english use to describe everything

coley get the thing the thing the thing

by daddycoley March 19, 2019

Here's the thing,

The single greatest opening of a persuasive statement or rebuttal. Also if used correctly an effective Jedi mind trick.

Persuasive statement:
(person 1)"Here's the thing, you should go buy me a Pepsi."(note no question mark so it cannot be refused)(person 2)"Uh, ok."

Rebuttal:
(person 1)"You should move the couch over there on that wall."(person 2) "Well I like it there just fine." (person 1") "But if you move it there you can put the coffee table there, and then i can put my sewing table there!"(person 2)"Here's the thing, No."

by suitonhim May 1, 2014

The Thing

Engaging in sexual relations without performing intercourse. Defined by the character Arlene in Quentin Tarantino's "Death Proof" segment of the 2007 movie "Grindhouse." Also known as 'everything but.'

I forgot the condoms, so we had to settle for doing the thing. For a minute I thought I was back in high school.

by Delicious Josh December 28, 2007

The Thonged Avenger

A Web Comic that was created in 2010 to make fun of an actual person who put on a thong to freak out a friend's mom.
In the Web Comic Zeff uses a thong of power to fight crime. He is the worse crime fighter in the history of crime-fighting for obvious reasons. And in love, he is always rejected.

See: Thonged Avenger (Definition), also see Facebook "The Thonged Avenger"

The website did not support itself and was taken a few years later.

I wanted to be a strangely perverted superhero like The Thonged Avenger.

by The Punisher 57925 March 31, 2020