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The sex couch

The sex couch is a piece of furniture (doesnt have to be a couch really) located in the prop room connected to a drama classroom. When feeling the need to relieve stress with someone of interest usually drama kids will ask to go look for things in the prop room... While in the prop room they do not actually search for anything but take a spin on the sex couch. Everyone in drama ends up finding out about the sex couch and half of everybody uses it at least once for sexual purposes. Yes teachers know abot the sex couch but they will never get rid of it. It will always stay in there. If using the sex couch, it is advised to use responsibly. And remember before you sit on the sex couch... What happens on the sex couch, STAYS ON THE SEX COUCH!!!

EX: Dude! Did you hear what those two did on the sex couch??... Man, don't sit on that for a while!!
by Problem Child$ January 18, 2011
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The Sex Scale

The official scale of hotness in a female.

1. Eww!
2. Grenade
3. Gross, Brah
4. Lower Meh
5. Meh
6. Upper Meh
7. Schwing
8. Nice, Brah
9. Noice
10. Subfuxaliztic!
Brah, when that Eww! is next to that Schwing, the Schwing looks just like a Subfuxaliztic, according to The Sex Scale.
by Mr. Cuppycake October 15, 2010
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the sex pistols

an early British Punk Band, Not the 1st however, the Ramones were the 1st proper punk band, many before the Ramones and Sex Pistols set the aesthetic for punk (bands like the Stooges) but the Sex Pistols really brought punk rock to the United Kingdom. Possibly the british band with the most banned songs/albums ever. Their 1st single "Anarchy in the UK" is possibly one of the best punk songs. Ever. and the controversial "God save the Queen" remains a punk classic.
God save the queen, and her fascist regime, she made you, a moron, into a potential H-bomb!
by Deathbyspoons August 9, 2004
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The Sex Bases

1st Base- French Kissing
2nd Base- Hand Job/Fingering
3rd Base- Oral Sex
4th Base- Sexual Intercourse
by Kelsey Tracy February 13, 2008
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the sex pistols

By far the best punk band to come out of England (or anywhere else for that matter). They were formed by Malcom McLaren in 1975 and included Steve Jones on guitar, Paul Cook the drummer, Glen Matlock on bass, and John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten as lead singer. Later Glen Matlock was replaced with the infamous John Simon Ritchie or Sid Vicious (his stage name, a joke about his mild temperment) who couldn't play for beans but nonetheless became the most notorious of the group. They became the first people to swear on television during an interview with Bill Grundy and were subsequently banned from most clubs. After a disastrous American tour they disbanded after Johnny Rotten left the band on January 14th, 1978.
Sid Vicious was suspected for the murder of his girlfriend Nancy Spungeon on October 12th of the same year. He served jail time but the case was never solved. He was found dead on February 1, 1979 after a heroin overdose (the heroin was supplied by his mother after he was released from jail). He was only 21.
The remaining Sex Pistols reunited in 1996 and released an album after touring. Glen Matlock returned as bass player.
God Save The Queen, she is Pretty Vacant so I'm gonna do it My Way.
by Bob the Magician July 4, 2004
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The Sex Team

arguably the sexiest group of human beings ever assembled into one Facebook group in the history of mankind. consisting of the turtle, t-rex, panther, nematode, robot, antelope, kitten, cobra, and recent addition the eagle, The Sex Team walks the halls of RFH scouting for the finest alcohol, tobacco and narcotics, as well as chicks who pack (#skoaljobs). we also go so unbelievably HAM on the weekends. basically, the sexiest of all time.
Sex t-rex: hey guys we should all get f***ed up for the lsu-'bama game

KB Surfer: Star said I can have some people over
t-rex: ew you hick, go make out with your cousin. you're not even a member of The Sex Team
Timmy then laughs uncoltrolably at the insult, as all nearby tables stare at The Sex Team in secret envy
by Sex turtle January 1, 2012
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the sex pistols

A legendary and influential early British punk band that swore on television and had some angry songs.

Not particularly talented but captured the essence punk movement, despite actually being the artificial creation of entrepreneur Malcolm McLaren.

The band featured the spiky haired John Lydon, who would go on to form a band of musical merit (Public image Limited) and the completely talentless (though very controversial) Sid Vicious who topped his girlfriend and then himself.
"I am the anti-Christ, I am an anarchist, don't know what I want, but I know how to get it"

The Sex Pistols- Anarchy in the UK
by newtgingrichoneoneone November 6, 2009
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