hair harp

Hair Harp: Slang for a woman's vulva.

Marky played my hair harp last nite and gave me the best O of my life!

by julapdx November 7, 2013

space harp

a space harp is an air harp or Theremin

The space harp video on YouTube was really trippy.

by Mad Dog Friedman November 17, 2011

pubic harp

1. When a pube gets caught beneath one's foreskin. This can be very uncomfortable and even painful should the penis become erect, thus pulling at the hair. Then the pube stretches out, forming a little tight string like a harp.

2. A harp with strings made out of extremely long pubic hairs.

1. "Holy shit, this pubic harp hurts like a bitch."

2. "Dude, have you heard Ronny play that new pubic harp he bought? It's disgusting as hell, but beautiful."

by duballub May 23, 2009

whale harp

The lure of the orca; when two people make a conquest of a morbidly obese member of the opposite sex by "harpooning" them

After consuming the bucket of KFC and her diet coke, Tonya was ensnared by Jeff and Dave and revived a thorough whale harping.

by Snarkyhex December 31, 2014

The Colt harp

When you call the police on yourself without thinking.

" yo i just did the colt harp... man i am a fucking idiot"

" sorry officer the only reason you got called is because my sons friend just pulled a colt harp..."

by Panadero Saint January 16, 2008

me-harp

well, erm, I, uh, yes! Or, uh, mabey, uh, bad spelling, no! Actually, er, uh, ok.

old cuddle cuts: HUHHHHHHH
sparkly: STOP THAT!
dinosaur steve: STOP THAT!
woowoo: STOP THAT!
talking gumball machine: STOP THAT!
john: You guys have weird names.
old cuddle cuts: me-harp!

by Dylan-a Davis-a May 5, 2005

Harp Darp

An exclamation following an instance of high-class stupidity. Like saying Herp Derp, only classier and more pretentious. Hand movements pantomiming a harp player are optional.

Melba: Oh hey, how's it going?
Numps: Can't complain. Oh, jeezum crow! I just stepped on a tack!
Melba: Haha! HARP DARP!
Numps: You classy bitch! Stop plucking those invisible strings!

by SaladOnTop May 13, 2011