Accept the Condition

If you “Accept the Condition” you agree to date someone.

Yasmine should accept the condition.

by The juicy juice October 20, 2017

perfect condition

An ill suited definition for an item desperately advertised for sale on any sort of public forum such as ebay, Craigslist or comparable sites. Usually this POS has more scratches and dents than a demolition derby jalopy. For some reason buyers find this description appealing when seeking to acquire an item at a bargain basement price. Perfect condition is generally used when all other advertised adjectives have failed to secure a sucker buyer.

Phosphorus green Pottery Barn sofa for sale in perfect condition and ready for a new home.

by KImCobain February 11, 2015

Conditional Bitch

Person who does things only if others do, showing no independence of thought.

I’m in…..lets see who wants to go first….so who’s in?

Decide for yourself Conditional Bitch.

by Lirone1234 January 5, 2009

conditional friend

Also Good Time Charlie

Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004

the human condition

That we as humans are aware of our own mortality.

Struggling with death anxiety is just part of the human condition.

by dj alfa September 13, 2007

Human condition

- The upset (divisive) state of humanity; the competitive, aggressive and selfish behavior of human beings, that is juxtaposed to humanities integrative moral instincts which are to be loving, selfless and cooperative.

A book named “freedom”, written by Jeremy Griffith, introduces the compassionate understanding of our species ‘human condition’. In defense of humanities divisive behavior, Jeremy dissects the underlying truths of the human race and our search for understanding, presenting an empathetic and honest look at the human races ‘condition’.

“That murder demonstrated the extreme extent of the human condition’s potential to cause destruction”

by Quake2000 June 7, 2018

Curry condition

A type of condition that is really rare. Most people are born with, others get it by surrounding yourself with cringy ass people. You might experience a inward shiver or grind you me teeth when you see the type of cringy shit they do. Most people think there will never be a cure but Maybe, hopefully, someone with find a cure for people with this condition.

“Shut up bitch you can’t tell me shit you have fucking curry condition you cringe fuck...”

by Tnnyynynyn May 10, 2018