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better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.
Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
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better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.
If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
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smarter than the average Behr

A better painter than ya typically find among novice color-appliers.
I don't claim to be "smarter than the average Behr", but I do always try to work carefully and neatly.
by QuacksO July 16, 2025
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The Anal Avenger

A brave man who avenge anals
Guy 1. Man I got ass fuct by my boss.
Guy 2. You shuld call the Anal Avenger, he can help you.
by Derpodeus the third November 3, 2012
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The Red Avenger

A woman's period, only when it's absolutely clear that in its absence you would definitely, definitely be able to bang her.
Ah! the red avenger strikes again! son of a bitch
by gwhit May 13, 2010
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