testicles 

2 round devices in a sack put in a man's groin by the government to spy on him, cut them both off immediately if you have them

Person 1: Hey check out how big my testicles are
Person 2: Woah, you got really lucky with the government
Person 1: Government? What does that have to do with my testicles?
Person 2: You don't know? Testicles are government spy devices, i already got mine removed
Person 1: Oh damn, i guess i'll get them removed then

testicles by anonymous October 11, 2024

testicles 

Spy devices made by the government, you should cut both of them off

I don't like being spied on by my testicles

testicles by testicle_hater23 March 27, 2024

testicles 

did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.

Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?

Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*

testicles by testicle_hater23 May 30, 2024

Testicles 

The last place you want to kick a man.

Krystin: Get away from me!

Darryl: Ouch! Why would you kick a man in the testicles? I just wanted to steal your purse.

Testicles by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

Testicles

The 2 ball thingies hanging inside the ballsack behind your cock.

Hey twin look at my testicles

Testicles by Tess Tickles mangomangomango February 7, 2026

Testicles

noun - The two hanging balls below your cock, they produce sperm that eventually goes to outside your tip. Either from masturbating or having sex.

Dude, my testicles are MASSIVE!

Testicles by tiny dick bastard April 5, 2026

Testicles Exam Line 

A line consisting of 10-20 girls, each wearing a pair of tight latex gloves. A boy stands facing the first girl in the line, who pulls down his pants. Each girl examines the boys testicles, and occasionally penis, trying to make him ejaculate without stroking his penis. The girls must be wearing clothes covering their boobs and must be wearing pants or leggings. The gloves must be dry. The girl that the boy ejacutes in the hands of gets to switch to another pair of latex gloves and examins the girl next in the line.

Anna: Bob come to the Testicles Exam Line I’m gonna examine you.
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*

Testicles Exam Line by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019