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Taste the rainbow

Its when you taste every flavor of condom available...
*my 8th grade class*
person 1 "wait there are different flavors???"
person 2 "so does that mean we can collect them all and taste the rainbow?"
person 3 "i'm going to try that..."

taste the rainbow, BITCH 

Similar to the sexual term, it generally means to have somebody in a favorable position, like after beating the shit out of them, and ramming any object of your choice into one of their main orifices, like their mouth or anus.

However, many people don't know how to taste with their anus, so you might as well just say it in a foreign language, like:

smak tęczy, BITCH
OR
die smaak van die reënboog, BITCH
Mr. Maynard hid in the bathroom stall, waiting for Mr. Concubine, where he proceeded to rip his genitalia off and beat him with it. He then whipped out his OWN dinosaur penis with flaming coconuts and forcefully rammed it into Concubine's orifice while saying "TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCH!!!!"

taste the rainbow motherfucker 

When you fuck someone's mother and taste rainbows
Guy 1: "Oops sorry dude"
Skittles: TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER

taste the rainbow fuck

The legendary Taste the Rainbow Fuck is when you bring home a hot little slut, spread her flaps, and stuff and a few bags of skittles. Then you fuck her brains out and leave a huge load of man chowder. You then make her spread her legs wide and you take a big soup spoon and slide it in her coochie and fish out a big gooey spoonful which you feed to her.
Yo bro. Guess what I did to Jennabea last night? I gave her the Taste the Rainbow Fuck and set a new record with four bags of skittles. Then I got her to eat three spoonfuls and she licked it clean! She tasted my rainbow!!!!

TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER 

This would've been a quote said by everyone's least favorite walking bag of Skittles, but he would probably end up in court with either the Care Bears or Mars, Incorporated.
6ix9ine: TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER
(Suddenly, 6ix9ine got his ass dragged to court by John Franklyn Mars, assisted by the Care Bears. Idiot.)

to taste the rainbow 

The act of suckling on the testicles of someone who wakes you by tattooing or spray painting their testicles all the colors

of the rainbow and proceeding to tea bag you.
Greg enjoyed tasting the rainbow this morning. Kyle is so nice to him.

To taste the rainbow, make sure you don't eat anything before going to bed.