art-tarded

means that you can't draw worth shit. When you make a master peice, it looks like a 2 year old just picked up a crayon for the first time, and you are happy with that. also know as artistically challenged

"Dude, what the fuck is that?"
"Don't tease me, I'm art-tarded"

by GummyBear September 21, 2004

Tarrel

A tarrel is a piece of shit that gets stuck in your butt hair.

It can also be a dried up piece of shit that you find in your underwear.

When I pulled down my pants yesterday I found a tarrel in my underwear.

When I showered yesterday I had to use the shower to rid my ass of tarrels.

by Sjeddo January 22, 2009

tarren

a beautiful girl, inside and out. She's a rare breed, don't lose her.

Tarrens are amazing in every way.

by YesIAmCrazyAsFffffft September 10, 2012

School Tarded

Being knowledgeable in school but having no real world skills

Joe: Hey I heard Caroline got an A on the math test!

Nick: Who cares man, you ever talk to her? She's school tarded.

by peake19 June 1, 2011

tardreded

when retards cannot pronounce retarted

He is so tardreded

by rugerandcodie December 19, 2010

Dab-tarded

Generally college students going through a serious and tragic phase of taking dabs, in which they are in a constant state of being beligerantly high all the time; resulting in many failures when it comes to deadlines and life.

"Man we were so dab-tarded last year I don't know how we found a house and signed a lease."

by thedabqueenherself April 1, 2013

E-Tarded

The way of acting and the feeling after use of the drug Ecstasy.

Man, Poofy was soo E-Tarded today.

by Mellissa What? January 11, 2007