Talan

a lying piece of shit who thinks he’s better than everyone, doesn’t know how to communicate his feelings, and leaves before figuring shit out.

honestly should get his shit together before “exposing” someone who loved his bitch ass and would’ve willingly giving him everything.

hop off my dick and get with your cousin
“oh look! it’s talan

oh right that guy, he’s a piece of shit
by November 23, 2023
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A liberal sissy airplane boy that looks like a racoon
ur such a Talan
by Finglebottem January 25, 2024
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a guy who chills in bod all the time
talan yo look at my shoes bro
by gooberfevious December 17, 2022
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The most cocky and annoying person that you will ever meet. He thinks he is good at sports but is acually dogshit at them. He also believes that every girl likes him even when he's short, skinny, and the ugliest mf you've ever seen. He is also most likely gay and tries to pick a fight with everybody who doesn't like him (which means everybody) even though he would get his ass kicked EVERY SINGLE TIME. He's the kind of guy who wears cowboy boots to school when he is the definition of a city boy. He copies every single joke that a girl (or boy) laughs at and completely butchers it.
HAHA! Minecraft! *Dabs*
Bro stop being such a Talan
by TheKidFromYC March 19, 2022
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He has a problem with his dirt bike he can't fix blonde short hair dumb asf girls like him, but they hate him after awhile
Guy 1- Hey look there's a Talan talking to a girl
Guy 2- poor guy is going to get his heart broken
by I got the shits March 27, 2022
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