When you ejaculate into both of your lady friends eyes, while simultaneously shoving a bottle of hot sauce up her ass so she squints and explodes at the same time.
“Did you hear what happened to Tom? He gave his girl a Taiwanese Firecracker, then had to have plain chicken as he ran out of hot sauce”
by Ridickulous November 1, 2015
Get the taiwanese firecracker mug.When a crazy asian bitch gives you the evil eye for no fuckin reason other than being non-asian, poor at math, taller than them or because you stole their bae at the club.
Yo, you see that short little asian girl with the eye glitter? She dropped that taiwanese stink eye on me when I was hooking up with her friend at the bar.
by DrShepherd2016 October 5, 2016
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Get the Taiwanese Pudding Trap mug.by 1337m4n November 8, 2007
Get the taiwanese space helmet mug.When a woman has one man fist her vagina and another fist her ass and they have a thumb war inside of her.
by Johnny Five-O February 15, 2012
Get the Taiwanese Thumb War mug.The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.
tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber
by xXxpidgexXx May 24, 2009
Get the Taiwanese Mountain Climber mug.A Taiwanese Blowjob is a unique form of fellatio involving two prepubescent boys, for servicing the testicles, and one hermaphrodite, for servicing the shaft, of a man's penis.
by Meowsus October 18, 2008
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