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Tahitian Catamaran

When oral sex is performed on a male while sitting upon a bidet. The water is flushed between thine ass cheeks emulating the effect of water upon the catamaran hulls (i.e. Each ads cheek represents an individual hull and each male had two ass cheeks).
Mr. Crowley, I do say, Mrs. Addison came upon a most peculiar site the other eve. Whilst checking on the neighbors house, a natural request when one leaves town for an extended period of time, she stumbled upon two teenagers engaging in a most bizarre sexual act. if I am to understand her description clearly, she articulated that the male of the duo was perched upon the bidet whilst the perceived female was performjng fellatio upon his man sheath, or penis. I believe she called it a"Tahitian Catamaran".
by Gooeyduck January 21, 2015
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TamiTime

When someone chronically claims that they will “_________”(insert any action here: ie. call you back, be ready to go, arrive somewhere , finish something, start something etc) in a FEW MINUTES but in reality it wont happen until 1-2 or more hours later .
When Tami told Tino she would be ready to leave “in a few minutes” , he decided to take a nap knowing that a few minutes in “TamiTime” is minimum of an hour on a good day.
by TnTkaBOOM August 19, 2019
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Tahtiana

Tahtiana is a super talented and athletic, amazing at volleyball and dance. She helps everyone and loves to make people laugh. she gets frustrated sometimes but is an amazing friend!when you are with her always make sure to bring an ice pack because she always gets hurt. She's an amazing volleyball player and dances all the time! Tathiana has a lot of friends and can't stop smiling.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No wonder why shes so generous
generous, that's Tahtiana
by LW&MH June 13, 2019
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takitish

"Got to go, here comes my bus! See you later, takitish!"
by talk2me-JCH2 April 25, 2021
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Tahitian Twist

When one man squatted above another man who is upside-down, on his shoulders, and is facing 180 degrees away from the other, puts each of their respective cock's in the opposing man's asshole and then begins to rotate in a circular motion whilst hopping up and down. This is a Tahitian Twist.

The Tahitian Twist is estimated to have been developed between AD 300 and 800 when early cock-loving Polynesians settled in Tahiti and wanted to claim man cock & ass for their own. Many methods were tried and failed but the Tahitian Twist prevailed and is still in practice by many homo-sexual civilizations to this day.
This lemonade tastes excellent and the grapes are delicious, if I didn't fuck goats I would tackle you into a Tahitian Twist! *slurps goat cock*
by -Anti- April 30, 2008
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tabitis

the condition in firefox (the choice of any self-respecting internet user) where one finds themselves overwhelmed by the massive amount of tabs they have open. This can be cured by getting an add-on that lets you store tabs.
"I was shopping for cars and opened so many tabs that they didn't fit! I must have tabitis..."
by jf713jf August 16, 2008
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Tahitian Gumball

A sexual activity in which the male (or female) inserts a gumball into their partner's asshole. Once inserted the partner with the gumball inside them will attempt to push it out and shoot it into their partners mouth at which point the partner will chew the gumball. Take caution! Every now and again "foreign matter" can be shot out from the asshole along with the gumball, it is recommended to plug your nose.
Lets go down to the store we need some gumball so we can do the Tahitian Gumball.
by callmedaley September 3, 2011
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