tafs

1. Take a fucking seat. Meaning that a person just got embarrassed or shut down and should take a seat (usually used in a chat ).

gg loser tafs.

tafs, you just got taken to the cleaner son.

by Pedro Sosa October 05, 2010

taf

fat spelled backwards, used for someone that's fat or eats a lot

fat kid: whats up guys?
me:sup taf
fat kid: STOP CALLING ME TAF GOD DAMNIT *eats a bag of doritos"
me: ....fuckin taf

by pcs d#4 June 03, 2007

Taf

Yes it is Fat backwards but also a name. My name :) Taf is a libra, loud, confident but also very self conscious, always there for others, should take her own advice that she gives to others, short, pretty, brown eyes and good in drama (lessons and the tea drama)

“Oh that girls so loud. Yeah she’s a bit like Taf”

by laffytaffy :) May 18, 2019

TAFS

Short for "Tool Academy For Sure".
A handy acronym for pointing out tools (or possible contestants on MTV's Tool Academy) without them knowing what you're saying.

He is so TAFS.

by Fru Grump July 08, 2011

TAF o TAF

a snitch

"@mentroxea bot spam" - TAF o TAF 29/07/2021

by ShoeTheMangoSeller July 31, 2021

taf

"try and fail"

"You know I won't be able to - I'll just taf."

by Pacman5000 March 20, 2010

TAFS

Territorial Army Foundation Scheme

The physical entrance test for potential TA recruits. It may vary depending on the different trades (infantry, chef, medic, etc).

I'm on my TAFS weekend this Friday

by JBF May 12, 2005