Surprisingly not Tulsa, Oklahoma. Referring to the centimeter-sized town of Tehachapi,
California, which is about 40 miles East of Bakersfield. A.K.A:
Meth Mountain or Butt-Fuck-Nowhere
Person 1: Besides going out to eat,
what else can you do in T-Town?
Person 2: We can wonder around Walmart and
absolutely not buy anything for about 2 hours, or loiter at Phillip Marx
Central Park