symons

To call out of work for no good reason, or to lie to your boss about why you are not at work when you are supposed to be.

"Hey guys, you going to the keg at the log tonight? I'm supposed to work, but I think I'm just gonna symons them!"

by ItsTheCandyman August 24, 2011

Andrew Symonds

Monkey.

Teacher: Andrew Symonds is a..............

Children: Maa ki

Teacher: nhi... ma ki nhi "M-O-N-K-E-Y"

by the_last_vestage_of_truth April 21, 2010

Sydoney

Easily the prettiest girl in I know has intelligence and funniness beyond compare, sings beautifully and is the kindest person i have ever had the good fortune to know.

Sydoney my girlfriend :)

by your favorite? April 28, 2011

golden pussy sydrome

A sickness suffered by stuck up pretentious women usually found in Toronto bars, who are only interested in the mansize of a guys wallet and material goods.

"Yo man, that biatch has golden pussy syndrome, she been tearin up the town with all my coin.

by Dr.D!gs May 20, 2004

Symona

Symona. She is too amazing do describe but I’ll still go for it. She is an AMAZING dancer. She is one of the best at hip hop. I don’t know how she does it! She is loyal, carting, loving, and amazing! She’s always there for her friends, you can always count on her!

Symona is loyal and amazing at dance!

by Child!!!! March 19, 2019

symon

to always turn things into an innuendo

to make a statement sexual or disturbing

'wow he really symoned that up...'

by helen k January 7, 2008

SYDOGTFO

Show Yor Dick Or Get The Fuck Out, usually used by pedophiles on chart roulette.

Group of friends: hey lets go on chat roulette!!!

Pedophile: SYDOGTFO

by devilomega November 21, 2010