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The result of the crotchal inseam of a man’s pants, usually jeans, in which the seam tightens while in a seated position, splitting the left and right testicles evenly, placing one on either side of the seam, leaving an obvious visual print of each of the separated testicles with a gap of 1/2”- 1” down the middle. This makes the appearance of two separate testicles, free to travel in their own separate direction free and independent of one another. A common issue with jeans such as Wrangler (Stranglers) and other cowboy type nut hugger cut pantelones.
If left untreated or unrelieved long enough, it may take several hours to days for the two testicles to reunite.
If left untreated or unrelieved long enough, it may take several hours to days for the two testicles to reunite.
I like to buy my jeans so tight in the crotch, that they cause an immediately noticeable and impressive Siberian Splitter, just to let the ladies know I have testicular talent, upon first glance.
by P-Nut December 13, 2019
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Get the Siberia mug.A Siberian Toe Ring is when during the act of Anal Intercourse your partner involuntarily defecates, which in many cases has a spurting element to it. In order to stop the spray of feces the other partner inserts their big toe directly into the anus. The result after removal of said large toe is a thick brown ring, very similar to a fashionable toe ring worn by women in Western Culture during summer months. The “Siberian” title is because people in that part of the world have a poor diet and are prone to involuntary defecation, or so rumor has it.
I literally fucked the shit out of Florence's ass last night.
Why do you say that? Look at my Siberian Toe Ring. That bitch's ass was squirting like a mother fucker.
Q. Where did you get your toe ring, I was looking for a new one?
A. You don't want one like this it is a Siberian. I told Marilyn not eat Taco's prior to me pounding her ass.
Why do you say that? Look at my Siberian Toe Ring. That bitch's ass was squirting like a mother fucker.
Q. Where did you get your toe ring, I was looking for a new one?
A. You don't want one like this it is a Siberian. I told Marilyn not eat Taco's prior to me pounding her ass.
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Get the Siberian Toe Ring mug.A beautiful semi-long haired type of cat, known to be hypoallergenic. Obviously they are native to Siberia, but were only recently brought to America. They are know for their larger size, powerful legs, and fluf coming out of their ears ind on the bottom of their paws. They are very sweet cats, and are highly reccomended as pets, especially for those who are allergic to or live with someone who is allergc to other cats.
Joe: What kind of cat is that? Usually I sneeze like crazy whenever I get near those fluffy things.
Me: She is a Siberian, and she is hypoallergenic; that's why you aren't sneezing.
Joe: Wow, I want a Siberian cat!
Me: She is a Siberian, and she is hypoallergenic; that's why you aren't sneezing.
Joe: Wow, I want a Siberian cat!
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