Blackberry Swerve

the act of an idiot/moron texting or reading a cellular device while driving 70 mph on the roadway, then realizing the road curved and thus they SWERVE to keep from hitting another car or the wall. Blackberry Swerve... look for it on a roadway near you.

As I was driving to work, I saw the car in front of me do a blackberry swerve to avoid hitting the guardrail.

by intelligent driver May 6, 2010

moon swerve

When a male stands on an elevated surface and ejaculates in an arc formation into a female'a mouth.

Babe, why you cryin? The table just wasn't steady enough for me to moon swerve you.

by moonswerve July 2, 2014

high surveillance

High surveillance is a toxic twitch streamer that mainly plays dead by daylight. He is known to be a camper and a tunneler as well as a hacker.

Have you ever watched high surveillance and then wanted to quit dead by daylight?

by Claudette in a bush September 27, 2020

not doing surveys

Any activity that contributes in some way to the betterment of humanity. Also; something useful that has nothing to do with myspace. Can involve work, play, having a life, making real-life friends and in general not being a complete asshole.

"I'd love to spend my life engaged in pointless activities, but I'm busy not doing surveys."

by pavillionguy October 7, 2008

swervert

Someone who swerves a lot. Being called a swervert means that you have achieved the maximum amount of swervitude. You can never have too much swerve.

Mark and Braeden are the biggest swerverts I know.

by Big Fucking M November 22, 2012

Sausage Swerver

A woman who swerves sausage (avoids penis).

That chick just blew me out... She must be a sausage swerver.

See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.

by huzinator August 3, 2010

swure

another word meaning homosexual

Steve is swure, and so was his dog

by Nightshift7x September 11, 2008