1. A sexual act. You get head from a bitch, then before you cum, turn her head around and put it in the toilet and flush it for a swirly then you jam your dick in her ass, turn her around again and skeet all over her hair, and let it dry. It is complicated and takes many tries to master. If done correctly, the following day the bitchs hair will be sticking up like a damn Super Saiyan, a white-haired super saiyan at that.
2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.
2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.
Dude 1: "Hey dude whats wrong with ur girlfriends hair today? it was all white and crusty and stuck up like a Super Saiyan Goku?"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"
by 216Ski April 21, 2008
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Jenna: Help! We have no lube!
Stewart: I have my trusty tub of Jiff's on the counter that Tubsy gave me!
Jenna: Mm, extra crunchy?
Stewart: As always!
Jenna: I always love me a good peanut butter swirl!
Stewart: I have my trusty tub of Jiff's on the counter that Tubsy gave me!
Jenna: Mm, extra crunchy?
Stewart: As always!
Jenna: I always love me a good peanut butter swirl!
by You're Neighbor Nick March 25, 2017
Get the Peanut Butter Swirl mug.a total ween, who is socially substandard. Prone to brown nosing, crying off and totally misjudging the feel of banter. Sometimes referred to as a 'jub'. A good example of a 'Swirlsy' will often be seen on his own at lunch, drinking innocent smoothie for kids with several rolls of tumble weed following him around.
Addendum: 'Swirlsy' is derived from the name Mr Swirls. The colourful internet character who believed swirling his face out using Microsoft paint would be sufficient to fool MI5
Addendum: 'Swirlsy' is derived from the name Mr Swirls. The colourful internet character who believed swirling his face out using Microsoft paint would be sufficient to fool MI5
'Oh great, here comes swirlsy drinking his innocent smoothie for kids, what a loser'
'Dude, did you see that loser get totally blown out by that hottie? Yeah, that guy is totally swirlsy.'
'Dude, did you see that loser get totally blown out by that hottie? Yeah, that guy is totally swirlsy.'
by Steamer J December 15, 2008
Get the Swirlsy mug.What Ryu and Ken say on Streetfighter when they do the spinning kick. This is not really what they say but it is what people usually refer to the move as because what they say is just too difficult to understand.
The other day me and my friend were playing Streetfighter and I beat him with the move A Side Slick Swirl Kick!
by Hockey Temper September 19, 2010
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by robio January 16, 2003
Get the chocolate swirlie mug.If you know a Swarleen, you're lucky. She's always a really caring person and will be down to help you out with shit. She has a really dirty mind and if you say anything to her, she can make something dirty out of it. She loves listening to music, mostly rap
Person 1: Yo know Swarleen
Person 2: Yeah she's so caring but her mind dirty AF
Person 1: True if I say anything to her she's gonna make somethin dirty out of it no cap
Person 2: Even tho she has a dirty mind I love how she's always down to help people
Person 1: True again lol
Person 2: Yeah she's so caring but her mind dirty AF
Person 1: True if I say anything to her she's gonna make somethin dirty out of it no cap
Person 2: Even tho she has a dirty mind I love how she's always down to help people
Person 1: True again lol
by dont need to know bish April 17, 2019
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