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Swiss Cheese

"That girl is talkin' junk...she bout to get "swiss cheesed up."
by Tatiana November 23, 2003
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swiss cheese for your foot

dez the lez's mother's name for crocs
dez's mother: i went to the store and they couldn't help me find this, it's like swiss cheese, for your foot
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!

dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?

person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!
by rxmzaa August 30, 2022
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Swiss Fucking Cheese

A phrase often used while getting angry at the Impossible Game because you couldn't beat level 2. Used on RoosterTeeth's Rage Quit.
<Playing The Impossible Game> Alright you got this, you got this you square motherfucker....you got the *dies* s...Swiss Fucking Cheese, God Dammit!
by Sypher2015 April 6, 2013
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Swiss Cheese!

When you're trying to call someone and they can't hear you, shout "Swiss Cheese!" and they should look.
"Emma! Emma! Emma!" No response? Shout, "Swiss Cheese!" And she looks.
by spawnables January 26, 2015
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Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.
I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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Swiss cheese with no bread to land on

To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.
After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.
by TheGrammerNinja July 19, 2018
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Swiss Cheese Samwich

A phrase that goes after text you said to a person.
by 9av2 June 11, 2018
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