An erection that comes completely out of nowhere and results in women panicing, buying surgical masks, and hiding their children. Also causes people to run from the room once symptoms persist. Treatment includes laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself and social isolation. There is no vaccination for Swine Flu Boner and symptoms can often re-occur.
by iKaite July 15, 2009
Get the Swine Flu Boner mug.Shiney Object Syndrome: is wide spread in women throughout the world namely America, it is a need for Bling, shiney and sparkley objects to adorn their bodies with, such as clothes, jewelry, purses, cell phones and just about any and all fashion accessories!
I can't walk through the mall without having to stop every five feet because of Michelle's S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome) , she catches all the sparkle and bling with her peripheral vision and has to stop at every store!
by Jane Nazrat September 18, 2009
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by Thorien September 16, 2008
Get the swineberg mug.Person 1: Hey man how are today
Person 2: I'm actually not feeling that well, I have a runny nose
Person 1: Get away from me you have Swine Flu!
Person 2: But I think its just a cold
Person 1: No its not, go to the doctor, you need to be contained
Person 2: Man chill out, you have Swineanoia
Person 2: I'm actually not feeling that well, I have a runny nose
Person 1: Get away from me you have Swine Flu!
Person 2: But I think its just a cold
Person 1: No its not, go to the doctor, you need to be contained
Person 2: Man chill out, you have Swineanoia
by NewYork869007 December 11, 2009
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Get the Uncultured Swine mug.A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"
Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.
by ActiasLuna May 2, 2009
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