Semibisexual

Semibisexual i when you are either gay or straight but you want to feel special so you invent a retarted sexuality like semibisexuality

person1: I think i'm semibisexual

person2: Whats that?

person1: Im bisexual but only to one gender

person2: what gender?

person1: male

person2: you fucking retard your straight now stop trying to feel important before i shoot whats left of your brain

by Terry Tells Truths April 19, 2022

Semi Separated

When your wife kicks you out the house but you still have to pay the bills, Semi Separated

Are you married ? I'm semi separated , kicked out but still paying bills semi separated is similar to separated

by 2NURSESYBGOOD March 24, 2017

Semi-anarchist

A person who can is partly against form all government.

Luna: I heard that you are semi-anarchist
Alex: yes

Luna: So you are not fully anti-government

by Ginger The Chamrosh February 3, 2021

semiex

This is an on again - off again boyfriend or girlfriend.

Tammy hooked up with her semiex again last weekend.

by I, Wreckerrr March 15, 2021

semi-friend

Semi-friends are guys that you meet on a regular basis, because you share the same group of people. For instance, the people you met after you joined a sports-club or a fraternity could be your semi-friends. The reason why you meet these people is often different from just hanging out together. a semi-friendship might also be called an arranged friendship.

Friso is one of my semi-friends. We sometimes meet in a bar, but he didn't invite me to his house-warming BBQ.

by Villa Virorum August 14, 2006

Semi-bisexual

A person who is only attracted to one gender. A straight person who wants to feel included in the LGBTQ+ community.

You are straight. You fucking moron.

Barney: “What is you sexuality Jason?”

Jason: “I’m semi-bisexual!”

Barney: “you are straight. You icel.”

by Honeyc14 August 13, 2020

Semi-Chub

A boner in an early stage of development. It is no longer flacid, but not quite erect yet.

Dude "Hey Ben did you see Lupitas ass during swimming today" Ben "Hell yeah, she gave me a little bit of semi-chub"

by Martin slasher07 December 17, 2011