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carpet sweeper

A person renowned for avoiding conversation topics and issues of life by using remedies such as redirection, minimisation, avoidance and dismissiveness.
A person who actively replaces the significance and importance of a subject or issue that has been raised for discussion with an insignificant, unrelated, unimportant, off topic alternative for the purpose of avoiding the initial topic or issue.
A person with a reputation for refusing to address required conversations that are commonly considered as essential to occur in order for remedial outcomes.

A person who has a reputation for intentionally avoiding the addressing of issues or topics they deem as difficult or uncomfortable by steering the discussion or conversation away from a particular topic at hand to a completely different topic.
“She is such a carpet sweeper always sweeping the terrible things she has done under the rug”

“ everyone in that family are a bunch of carpet sweepers, they never talk about the terrible things their clan did in this community and somehow if I address it with any of them the conversation always ends up being about how many wonderful kittens they sold at the markets last year”
by Soledad Flynn May 7, 2022
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The Boston Street Sweeper

A game where two men wander the streets of Boston looking for a dead hooker. Once a dead hooker is found then both men take turns having sex with the dead body. Afterwards a coin is flipped, and whoever wins gets to jump on the dead hooker's stomach while the loser has to eat whatever comes out.
Hank and Steve were both ashamed of themselves after performing "The Boston Street Sweeper" on a dead hooker they found.
by Joe Bevers October 7, 2006
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seattle sweeper

When you shave off all your pubes on to the bathroom floor, then you grab a broom and smack your bitch with it and make her clean it up
i accidentally gave my girl a black eye after that Seattle sweeper last night
by FatDixINC December 9, 2015
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pee sweeper

When youre gjving a girl a rim job and think youre finishing but you really just peed but she keeps going because she thinks its cum.
This guy was fucking me in the ass the other day and i asked him for a rim job and instead he accidently gave me a pee sweeper.
by Cole Blowens December 11, 2017
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Swiffer Swivel Sweeper

When a girl gives exceptionally good oral sex.
Damn, she touchin places i didn't know existed. She must got that Swiffer Swivel Sweeper or somethin!
by uhgoiajoijdfaoi September 25, 2009
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cock-sweeper

a moustache of the variety found on gay men in the 1980s.
My, Herb has such a leafy cock-sweeper!
by dorham May 26, 2006
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dick sweeper

big harry mustache located above the lip; without any other facial hair
by Walter K. Prescott February 5, 2010
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