1. A metrosexual male with a large amount of chest hair.
2. A girl born in th 90's who acts and dresses like a hippy. Is prone to car accidents.
2. A girl born in th 90's who acts and dresses like a hippy. Is prone to car accidents.
"Did you see how he left his shirt open? It was disgusting. He's such a Swainston."
"She said she was listening to Bob Dylan when her car collided with that tree. She's a total Swainston."
"She said she was listening to Bob Dylan when her car collided with that tree. She's a total Swainston."
by Urban Philosopher November 24, 2009
Get the Swainston mug.A small stupid town in Ohio that is full of nasty food and druggies. There is no entertainment what so ever here so if you want to do something fun you have to drive at least 10 minutes away. The only thing that most kids do here is go to there dumb ass bowling alley
by SMquack June 27, 2018
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2. Swanson Dinner
What one would encounter while performing oral sex on a girl if her previous partner had vomited in the act.
What one would encounter while performing oral sex on a girl if her previous partner had vomited in the act.
Carl: Damn, Josh, I wouldn't have gone down on her if I had known I was going to find a Swanson dinner!
Josh: Sorry, dude. It must have been the sushi.
Josh: Sorry, dude. It must have been the sushi.
by Dleg December 21, 2008
Get the Swanson Dinner mug.Completing a variety of sexual activities with a girl (including penetration, oral sex, anal, sleighride, etc.) in ONE night.
by Franzzz November 6, 2008
Get the Swanson Dinner mug.To work the entire night making out with someone only to have him or her ditch you for someone else at the very end of the night.
Hey isn't that Jamie leaving with that guy Wiley? Weren't you making out with her all night?
Damn, son you just got swansonsed.
Damn, son you just got swansonsed.
by BTJ, MD March 20, 2012
Get the swanson mug.the act of dipping your ballsac in a can of swansons chicken broth, then let a fat bitch lick it off. You can also use turkey, depending on the fat bitches preference
by deez testes October 30, 2012
Get the swansons dip mug.When a football teams luck goes completely into the toilet. Like Cleveland browns level failure due to a bad luck fan attending or watching their games.
The dude wearing that funny team shirt showed up to our game today and the we got totally Swansoned again.
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