swallowship

Drinking in a pub with a common group of friend. used in communities where people commonly christian usually go for fellowships

Dude, are you not joining us for swallowship after work?

by gumamos August 5, 2010

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shaglocks

A ladies matted up stinky sex hair that resembles dreadlocks usually after a vigorous pounding.

Man: 'Nice shaglocks, did I just fuck you rasta?!'

Woman : 'Yeaaah maaan'

by crackyhouse April 17, 2016

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skullocks

1. a shortening of "skull buttocks"
2. a reaction that can be used for any sentence, positive or negative

Adin: "My dog just got hit by a car."
Bob: "skullocks"

Charlie: "I just won the lottery!"
Dan: "skullocks"

by skullocks January 28, 2024

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Swallows and Amazons.....

The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.

A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.

Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.

However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".

Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS

Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'

by Big Poppa & the Unicorn May 9, 2024

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