The level of intoxication at which a person has lost virtually all coordination (and/or dignity). Begins to occur about 5 drinks after crunk. Broken glass, public napping, and embarrassing facebook photos typically result.
"Will you judge me if I get completely shaffstalled tonight? It's been a really long week."
"Ughh, where am I? And why is my foot bleeding? I must have been so shaffstalled last night..."
"Ughh, where am I? And why is my foot bleeding? I must have been so shaffstalled last night..."
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