Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

Satchel Ass

1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.

You're a satchel ass, Mick Foley. Satchel Ass! SATCHEL ASS!!!

by ScottBoulder August 22, 2010

Shutchyafanoff

A three-worded command, 'Shut your fan off' all rolled into one to make it easier to say while walking down the hall past bedrooms of a house. It's a command our landlord uses at an attempt to save $0.25 on her monthly electric bill, to prevent us from using our fans. This usually happens on a 95+ degree day when there's no air conditioning or breeze to offer relief.

Landlord: "Shutchyafanoff!"
Me: "Aw, come on, its so hot! I'm absolutely roasting in here!
Landlord: "Tough! In my day we didn't have fans, as electricity hadn't been invented yet!"
Me: "This isn't fair!"

by reggaetonLatino24 July 20, 2010

Sucha Singh

Sucha Singh the master oiler, he’s from Machiwara. If you say anything bad about him he will not only oil you but your girl and your family as well.

Yo he’s a Sucha Singh stay away from that menace

by Sucha Singh with the oil November 1, 2021

Sitch's Law

Most arguments are arguments about definitions, you just don't realize it.

Person 1: "One of the big problems with the Socialism VS Capitalism debate is that it almost always-like so many other debates; it devolves into debates over definitions. It’s tedious and unproductive, but it seems unavoidable at the same time."

Person 2: "Sitch's Law in action."

by AssBurgerRap June 19, 2022

rape satchel

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.

Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!

by -Samax- December 16, 2010

Cum satchel

When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969

"Dude I just got 69 dollars with my cum satchel method ways!"

by Cum sack June 14, 2013