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rusty surfboard

1. When a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and "let's it go" while sitting on his or her board

2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard
Brodie was super embarrassed when he went back out too soon after eating Indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.

I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.
by DerHoffMan June 16, 2016
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Dirty Surfboard

When you are at a party/large gathering, and you have to drop a poopie, so you proceed to turn on the bathtub/shower at said party, and proceed to take large poopie/poopies in the tub. Wait a few hours for the bathroom to flood, and vuala! A dirty surfboard!
"Yo bro I just rode the waves on that dirty surfboard you made in the bathroom. You pooed a fat one out."
by JuicyJoints6969 April 17, 2017
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Amish Surfboarding

Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin

Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard
Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.
by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019
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Amish Surfboard

A flat chested 2nd cousin, particularly one that you have titty fucked, or have interest in titty-fucking.
Dude, I totally rode a Amish Surfboard at my family reunion last weekend.
by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019
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