SCPsexual

Something is non-existing and you should go die in a hole if you are

Idiot: ....Hey I have something to say
normal person: Yes?
Idiot:...I am SCPsexual
normal person:...
Idiot:....
normal person: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE DUMBASS

by Iampansexualitsatrueone March 26, 2021

Setsexual

Being sexually attracted to how a player sets a volleyball.

"Wow his sets were so perfect I think I might be setsexual"
"He keeps talking about his sets" "Yeah I heard he's setsexual"

by setpball March 31, 2022

Punsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to someone who makes the strongest or worst puns

"Why do you like him?" "I'm punsexual"

by Punsexual Cat February 24, 2018

Sonysexual

Someone so obsessed with the Sony playstation that they will blindly purchase and staunchly defend the company despite having absolutely no return from the company itself. Sonysexuals are characterised by an frequent use of internet slang such as "n00b" and "Pwn". Another characterisation is an unflinching defense of even the most awful mistakes by Sony, and the unquestioning purchase of even their worst products.

Reasonable gent - "So, Sony promised a hard drive with the PS2 and never delivered."

Sonysexual - "So what, Sony don't need to, the memory card RULES. Shut up, n00b."

Reasonable gent - "Oh wow, Sony's PS2 online capabilites are AWFUL! There is close to NO one who would defend such a cheap shoddy outing."

Sonysexual - "Oh what? Shut up! Sony rules, you know nothing n00b, shut up".

Reasonable gent - "The PS3 is being released for $600?! That is ridiculously expensive. That and it'll probably be made of the same faulty hardware that plagued the PS2, made to break in a year so you have to buy a new one."

Sonysexual - "Oh let me guess, you have an X-BOX!! Shows how little you know. PS2 rules, your system sucks balls, you know nothing, shut up, n00b".

by Nth RooCH September 1, 2008

Unsexual

Someone who does not have a sexual preference, or is in a relationship but does not have/enjoy sex. This mostly occurs with women, but the term "Unsexual" is usually only used when refering to males. Unsexuals can have relationships, but the relationships are usually pressuring because of sex. So the unsexual will either have sex to please the partner, or break up with the person. Almost all unsexuals end up alone, unless they find a partner that is also an unsexual.

Zelda: "So how long have you and Bill been dating?"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"

by Immortal-Jake January 22, 2007

Susexual

A sexual preference wherein the person doesn't care about your alignment (gender identity) as long as you comport with the biological sex and gender expression they're attracted to.

Feminine Female Enby: "Do you fuck non-binary (trans) persons?"

(Insert Sex/Gender) Susexual: "Sure, as long as you're female and feminine!"

Masculine Male Transwoman: "Do you fuck trans persons?"

(Insert Sex/Gender) Susexual: "Sure, as long as you're male and masculine!"

by lordcapo March 8, 2021

Sansexual

Sansexual is a new sexual orientation recently discovered by people of America. It means to want to fuck Sans from Undertale.

Hey are you "Sansexual"?

by Giorno Joestar October 18, 2019