The Sun

Home of Diana, Maddie, and the page three girl. Or all of the above at once. Oh... Don't picture that, the thought police will send you to jail

"EXCLUSIVE! DIANA MURDERED BY PHILLIP IN TUNNEL HELL!"
"EXCLUSIVE! MADELINE MCCANN KIDNAPPED BY PORTUGUESE PEDO IN TAPAS HELL!"
"EXCLUSIVE! LADY DI AND MADDIE HIT THE BEACH!"
THE SUN. WHERE HUMANITY GOES TO DIE

by Legolas Redbard March 4, 2016

the sun

British comic, largely obsessed with keeping the public outraged, and at the same time titillated, by over-the-top stories about child sexual abuse. The Sun also occasionally features articles on football, Britney Spears, foreigners, and benefit claimants. Often contains rants against 'pervs', which is rather ironic given The Sun's joint role as soft pornography.
(see also Daily Mail)

"My romp with pikey perv footballer", only in The Sun

by Zamzara October 9, 2007

sun

a word used to describe Louis Tomlinson

“the sun is so beautiful, isn’t it?”

“yes, louis tomlinson is really beautiful”

by thisismxdx October 24, 2020

the sun

Appalingly bad British tabloid that somehow became the biggest curculating english-language newspaper in the world. Only communist-state controlled crap shifts more. It is obsessed with C-list celebrities and the plight of working classes to better themselves. Will never stop whinging about the government, child saftey, paedophiles, taxes, anything to do with cars or any minute hipocrisy.

No sun, no-where to wipe your arse.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

the sun

Louis William Tomlinson

the sun is per-fectttt

by niallhoranfan January 17, 2021

the sun

british tabloid paper known for sexism and reactionary right wing opnions. lies to readers at least once in the past (iv'e read the article im citing myself and i know their lying) and tandancy to focus on irrelevant celebraty gossip

advert: "the sun: we love it"
individual:"do i fuck"

by zombiejack May 5, 2004

The Sun

A deadly laser.

Hey, can we go on land? NO! Why? THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

by Flatblok71 May 25, 2020