Cunt in sunglasses

A person acting different in a bad way.

Person 1 "isn't joe acting funny today?"
Person2"yea like a real bitch"
Person 1 "yea he is a real cunt in sunglasses today"

by Cockterdoctor December 1, 2014

Suglan

A mix of Sugars and Dyblan, the hardest (and hottest) men this side of penparcau.

EEEHHHHH suglan

by jabba107 April 14, 2013

freshly suggarred

The physiological response to a very recent orgasm. sweating, heavy breathing
The glazed over look (After glow) of being thoroughly and very recently fucked well into a happy ending. The content and satisfied appearance one gets following an orgasm

1) She must have just got some because she looks freshly suggarred.

2) She has the feshly suggarred look of a woman in love.

by kokonuts September 1, 2009

Canadian Sunglasses

The act of putting your nutsack on someones eyes when they are sleeping.

I gave Jane Canadian Sunglasses last night, but she woke up and punched me in the balls.

by dog toy May 12, 2010

French sunglasses

When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.

Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.

Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!

by UrbanDictionaryJimmy May 4, 2018

Siberian Sunglasses

Performed only during the winter, the sexual act of ejaculating into someone's eyes and then kicking them outside into the snow, causing the jizz to freeze over their eyes.

"GAH SIBERIAN SUNGLASSES, I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by A cold blind fool March 16, 2010

Sugglet

A sugglet is someone included in the fanbase of Joesoph & Zoë Sugg. They are both well known for their YouTube channels ThatcherJoe & Zoella. Zoë is aged 24 and Joe is 22.

OMG I'm such a sugglet.
If I watch anymore of Joes videos I am going to be a major Sugglet.

by Turtle96 January 16, 2015