sufferfest

An activity whereby all participants ache, agonize, ail, be at a disadvantage, be racked, deteriorate, endure, grieve, languish, and/or writhe.. but by co-misery, yet co-hesiveness, will have experienced a grand time.
raftingkayakingclimbingteamadventure

We put-in on the Trinity rafting amidst a snowball fight. Our dry gear was soaked within an hour. Every morning we waited for our wetsuits to thaw. They were frozen in a U-shape from the useless clothesline with icicles hanging from the arms and legs. On the fourth and final night, we all slept in our wetsuits. It rained or hailed the entire time. Soggy sandwiches and all. But we celebrated the sufferfest with beers, sun-showers, and bacon wrapped dates at the take-out.climbingadventure

by outsidejay2 April 7, 2011

Sufferfap

Imagine a 40 year old man. He gets home from work and he sits down on his bed. He's a fucking wreck, and he is extremely depressed. He takes off his clothes, and he begins to cry. He slowly moves his shaft up and down as he wails in pure agony. He cums. He hates his life. He has sufferfapped.

"Fuck my life."
"I hate myself."
"Woe is me."
"Alicia is a sufferfapping cunt."

by Sufferfapper49 May 27, 2017

Suffering Lover

someone who had always had the short stick in a relationship , all of their relationships ended over something bad , they never had a real actual good relationship , all of them toxic or ended too fast . they have never felt true love.

John : Bro i feel so bad for Lenny he’s always suffering when it comes to love

Lester : he’s a Suffering Lover , i don’t see why he keeps trying.

by bitedown February 28, 2020

Real Suffering

Suffering that is not known.

Mickey Mouse: Real suffering is not known.

by Nigglybearcuddlewuggle March 24, 2022

Eternal Suffering

What happens everyday to you, it is like pain but worse to the power of 9 trillion. It WILL happen anywhere like at work, gaming, eating while sitting on a gaming chair at a fancy restaurant while the owner of the restaurant eats your food instead because you wouldn't eat it.

I would rather live with eternal suffering than with you.

by Ohiokindanicetho November 26, 2022

jesus suffering fuck

The most awesomely hardcore blasphemous thing you can say. Try to reserve this amazing phrase to times which require a little extra. Like when the earth explodes, or you wake up to find a 50ft high dildo standing over your girlfriend’s corpse quietly singing god save the queen.

Boss: You're fired. Oh and I fucked your wife and she died.
Miguel: Eh.
Boss: Wtf.
Miguel: My job and wife were boring me. Time to purge myself and move on.
Miguel (walking out yells over shoulder): Hey! By the way, that wasnt my wife. I put your wife in disguise.
Boss: JESUS SUFFERING FUCK!

by Grant Hayes May 6, 2005

The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

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The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

Person 2: Okay

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx March 2, 2021