Pouring river water in your socks

It's quick, It's easy and it's free.

Guy 1: Why would I be pouring river water in your socks?
Guy 2: It's quick, It's easy and it's free.

by linkyboi January 4, 2023

rocks in tube socks

having crack cocaine hidden in your tube socks

person 1: wheres dem rocks at nigga?
person 2: the rocks in tube socks, mayne.

by ghetty greg May 8, 2006

jack-in-the-socks

v: The art of jacking off into a used sweat sock; usually used by dorm guys, teenage males, single guys and husbands - so, pretty much 'every' guy.

Cleanups are a breeze when you use jack-in-the-socks!

by warmbrother May 25, 2015

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

Suck my dick in Macy's window

An extension of " suck my dick "

You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.

by Cleonefertiti May 23, 2022

“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

by slapboichild September 4, 2022

In the socks

When the shit so bad you strip down to only your socks

Man this shit has me in the socks

by Günter of Detroit January 6, 2022