succulent basking

any rottweiler who insists on messing his business on the Mayor's shoes.

this little pissy puppy shits every goddamn day at the same time when the mayor comes to my house to court my 13 year old daughter. Inevitable the puckered pooch knows shit when she sees it and darts out of the house and lands perfectly a beautiful turd sort of liquidy succulent basking that never fails to hit the target. The mayor is such a fucking prick and child molester he keeps coming over because my mom is a whore and cannot pass by an offer of security that never arrives.

by Bukos-Bukos Gardenia September 21, 2011

succulent

succulent as if if to see say this weed is succulent bruv

dave: is it nice bruv
james: yh man is succulent bruv

by donaldo May 6, 2007

succulent

succulent means excellent but in a more succy way.

"This pie is succulent."

by mister succ May 27, 2018

Succulant Lotus Position

The Succulant Lotus is an act in whit her two heterosexual humans grow sharp horns on their genitals whist performing intercourse, after both humans have orgasmed they grow Lotus’s on the horns. These flowers produce whales.

This couple often uses the Succulant Lotus Position

by God1925 July 16, 2018

succulentboi

a pathetic fag that yearns for bssiesmth; a loser; a homo; a pathetic excuse for a man

"Oh no, another post by succulentboi, defending bssie in a lame attempt to score..."

by Everyone on FC May 7, 2003

Succulent Donkey

When you don't have a comeback you use "succulent donkey"

Person 1: You're a gay piece of fucking shit.

You : You're uh..... A succulent donkey

by chortles? June 7, 2018

SUCCULENT SUCCUBUS

A rare lil sweet sexy sexual demon related to the SUCCUBUS who will seduce you with her beauty and leave you breathless

You know that beautiful girl Carla, she really puts the succ in SUCCULENT SUCCUBUS

by Thisiswhothisis September 3, 2018