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Succucunt 

A woman, especially one who is particularly evil in her pursuit of as much souls and cock she can devour. This is the kind of woman who will dump you on a whim and bang your best friend shortly afterwards. It is the synthesis of "succubus" and "cunt," for only truly evil bitches can pull off this permutation of soul-sucking and cock-sucking in one body.
Irvin: Wow, I just feel like my soul has been sucked out of me. I also feel like my semen has been sucked out of me.

Alec: I'm sorry man, you've fallen victim to a succucunt.
Succucunt by Gayjar July 7, 2008
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Succulentoe

Succulentoe (sucky-lent-toe) is an urban street word used to express something that's more than succulent or mouth watering.

The word succulentoe is used mostly by Goths and skate boarding youths.

Adding the letters "oe" at the end of word "succulent" makes the word expression sound cool with a European slang accent.
Example 1:

Scott: "how's the weed man?"

Nathan: "it's succulentoe dude"

Example 2:

Lisa: "the beef bacon is succulentoe!"
Succulentoe by One Large October 13, 2019

Succulent Chinese Meal

Also known as Democracy Manifest. Often a considered a crime. Eating a succulent chinese meal is grounds for being placed under arrest by people who know their Judo well. Proper methods of detention include but are not limited to being placed under a nice headlock and having your limp penis grabbed and ready to be received. It is custom to salute the chaps with a "Tah-Tah and farewell" if ever in this situation.
Guy 1: Did you hear Charles Dozsa was out eating a Succulent Chinese Meal yesterday>
Guy 2: Oh no! Let's hope his penis and head are fine!

Succubust 

A lady of dubious looks and moral rectitude who's chest is in inverse proportions to her looks but that you would quite like to "do the dirty dance" with but only in your most disturbed dreams. An angel that someone set fire to her face and put it out with a spade.
I just can't help it Terry, She's such a succubust but after 8 pints and falling asleep, she keeps coming for me in my dreams, don't get me wrong the tits are great, its just when she keeps pushing her face into mine that I wake up in a cold sweat
Succubust by The Xmas Grinch January 13, 2015

succulent pussy 

pussy with big, meaty and juicy pussy lips
I drove 15 inches of my cock into her succulent pussy
succulent pussy by dildo777 June 9, 2022
A person or persons that suck off of someone or something. A parasite, vampire, or psychopath.
That succubant drained his girlfriend's checking account, then stole his parents car and drove to Mexico.
succubant by Sucudont December 9, 2013

Succulent 

Juicy and succulicious. (it's actually a house plant)
That orange was soooo succulent.
Succulent by Pseudopodszz December 13, 2017
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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