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Trump Steak

A prepackaged food which, despite poor quality, largely negative reviews, and inflated cost relative to comparable products, remains popular through the force of aggressive branding and the inertia of name-recognition.

Composed of grease, cheese, starch, despair, and meat and vegetable by-products, these are designed and packaged to be rapidly cooked in a microwave oven. Trump Steaks were introduced at The Sharper Image stores in July 2007 to much fanfare and press coverage, which is entirely unrelated to the Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing of The Sharper Image eight months later.

Currently distributed by Nestlé S.A. under the brand name "Hot Pockets".
My fortieth birthday party was just me, alone, with some Trump Steaks and a jar of relish. Guess I'm done with life, then.
by haloInverse May 15, 2016
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streaks sb

Streaks, Snap Back” means the sender wants to start a streak with you, and is inviting you in.
*person that you don’t talk to sends you a snap* “Streaks sb”
by PoppaElf September 4, 2018
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Snap Streaks

a completely fucking utterly useless thing where when you and a friend snap each other every 24 hours or else the time would run out and the streak would end, most people like to draw an “s” and send it to everybody on their friends list (not very many friends considering they send snap streaks)
Mom: “David, why does Avery keep sending me an ‘s’?”

Dad: “Awh, shit. Our son is trying to start a snap streak?! I’ll grab the shotgun and blow this motherfucker’s head off”

Mom:”A snap streak, that sounds incredibly worthless! Yeah, go ahead and yolk that fuckface!”

Dad: “Did you just say... ‘yolk’..? *aims shotgun at her head* I’m sorry honey.”

Mom: “P-please! It was just an expression!

*kid walks in wearing sleeveless sweater*

Dad: *aims gun at kid and pulls the trigger blasting the shit out of his head* “OH NO THE FUCK YOU DONT!”

snap streaks are dumb
by turtlepenis 64 November 20, 2018
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steaktacular

See also; pwned.

A medal given in Halo 3 when (in a Team Slayer match) you defeat the other team by at least 20 points. The medal isn't visible in the game, you'd need to go to Bungie's website to view it there.
Luke owes me a steak dinner for that steaktacular.
by Trocki November 9, 2007
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Dry Streak

To go for an undesirable amount of time without having sex. This is primarily found in men.
"Man, you've been getting no action. You're on a real dry streak. Why don't we just call you 'Dry Streak' Murphy."

"Women are like camels. They don't even know the definition of dry streak."
by T. James Murphy September 18, 2006
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steak pillow

This pillow is typically found in the rare upscale restaurant area of Las Vegas. The best quality of these pillows are made from Japanese Wagyu beef. This type of beef is grass and beer fed, and massaged daily. This results in the highest quality steak pillow known to man.

While traveling in a large group and headed out for a long evening of partying in Vegas, there is usually one member of the group who at dinner time will ask for the steak pillow.

They will proceed to pass out on their pillow at the table at approximately 9:30pm before any evening activities have begun.
Pillz: So we are going to hit up TAO hard tonight, right guys?

Chi Chi: ZZZzzzzzz

Pillz: OMFG, Chi Chi's asleep on his steak pillow. Good lord, what a party.
by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013
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Gremlin Streak

When commiting the carnal act of Anal Sex with someone, you finish inside them and once completed you slide your fingers inside the recently abused area and scoop out the mixture of semen, lube and excrement and draw a line down their back. This will give them a streak that looks similar to the streak on the head of the Gremlin Spike.
I finished punishing her anus then I gave her a Gremlin Streak
by qua3kers December 30, 2009
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