Swutched

When you accidentally press 'I' instead of 'U' or vice versa. It can lead to a lot of confusion and misunderstanding.

Person 1: hey man how are I?
Person 1: u*
Person 2: SWUTCHED!

Person 1: Did I get what I sent you?
Person 2: What? Are you drunk or something?
Person 1: Oh sorry, I swutched myself.

by SS4 Gogeta April 10, 2010

Shutchoassup

The ghetto way of saying "Shut your ass up".

Bitch please. Shutchoassup!

by MeganEleanor November 9, 2011

Stitcha

A British slang term for a really smoke-filled gravity bong. Mostly used in the Stanley/Durham area.

“Seen all the smoke in there lad?”

“Aye mate it’s a proper stitcha that, looks like swamp”

by Ghandi’s Mam January 24, 2019

Stephen Stotch

A South Park character: Butters' father. He is abusive, and has his wife and kid so brainwashed and manipulated that they accept his behavior as normal. He is known to beat Butters out of anger, and ground him for things Butters has no control over.

Butters: "Hi Dad!"
Stephen Stotch: "Butters! You're grounded!"
Butters: "Why?"
Stephen Stotch: "You put the Hamburger Helper in the wrong place!"

by nikolaitttt December 27, 2011

Scutch

To be a real pain in the ass, to antagonise without stopping.

someone continues to bust chops when you're not in the mood to be screwed with stop being a scutch

by SHARISSE December 28, 2005

in stitches

laughing uncontrollably, laughing hysterically

That joke I saw online left me in stitches.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2009

slutch

Thick mud of a wet nature, soil that has been mixed in with rain and then walked through to create slutch. Maybe a Lancashire expresion.

On going for a proper walk out and getting "slutched up to the eyeballs" meaning coming back from a country walk and being covered in mud because you have covered all gounds.

by mekapieface May 13, 2006