igcse student

Someone who is always stressed and have no time or energy for anything and must study and submit evidence 24/7. Might also get depressed several times a year, especially in January, May, June, August, October and November.
Can also work under pressure efficiently as IGCSE students got used to being stressed depressed lemon zest all year long.

Oh look! She's looks stressed. She must be an IGCSE student.

by igcse_student senior 2020 April 26, 2020

Missouri Students Association

The undergraduate student government of the University of Missouri, aka Mizzou. Members of MSA are often very arrogant and self-important, but in reality they get nothing done. The most MSA is known for around campus is its annual presidential election, held in March, which become dramatic and entertaining because of either a technological error or prior racist tweets from the candidates.

I feel useless sometimes, but then I remember that the Missouri Students Association exists.

by unnecessarybutnecessary March 18, 2021

Ph.D. in recess studies

This is someone with graduate studies in a useless area.

The Urban Gender department specializes in the Ph.D. in recess studies!

by I, Wreckerrr June 15, 2021

dean of students

A Man/Woman hired by a school to walk around with a stick up their ass.

Billy was called to the office by the dean of students for no good reason.

by bigloeboz February 5, 2018

College Student

A person who is poor, procrastinates a lot, and somehow manages to succeed in completing a never-ending pile of homework. Often found with bags under their eyes, hyped up on caffeine, and eating top ramen while working on assignments for the next class.

Damn Jordan, you are such a college student! Wasn't that essay assigned 3 weeks ago and you are just now doing it!? You need to lay off the energy drinks and get some rest. Maybe you should think about doing your work AHEAD of time.

by TheCollegeGuy916 September 20, 2011

Student

To study for 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, 2 weeks per year

Last week before our end of year exam I actually felt like a university student

by drunkatuni April 18, 2010

student flat

A house with generally more than two university or polytechnic students residing. Usually rather untidy (especially the kitchen and bathroom) and frequently empty cupboards and fridges.

Most student flats are also party flats, in which many students spend government money to get drunk each weekend.

There's a party at a student flat this weekend.

There's ALWAYS a party at a student flat.

by valentine86 October 27, 2007