candy-striped

when a girl gives you head wearing red lipstick and leaves red rings on your cock

girl straight up candy-striped me

by mystik May 7, 2004

strowed

To be beaten horribly or one sidedley. To be destroyed. To obliterate or break apart. To win or lose by a seemingly unfair advantage. Pronounced Strode

Yo did you see the game last night? They got strowed.

by wwb February 19, 2009

Strokedendrophilia

A person who acts upon strong urges to stroke, molest and fornicate with trees. Particularly, in beach areas and local beach hangouts. Almost always involves trees with lights. The affected will usually be attired in a red blazer and a red stocking cap.

A guy walked into a bar and became excited about a tree in the corner. It was then, he aggressively approached it and seduced the young sapling. Upon doing so, he found himself indulged in a self proclaimed mating ritual. This is scientifically known as Strokedendrophilia

by HappyHumper December 24, 2020

getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.

We are getting stroked by this salesman

by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013

Striped Shirt

A male, usually affluent who dons a striped shirt in a club. A Striped Shirt normally wear sunglasses at night,a crappy gold chain, a blowout hair cut, carries a buisnes card which normally says Producer, Vice President, or all around Douche Bag. They are extremely prone to cock-blocking, lame come ons, and ambiguous references to their socioeconomic status. Steriods and fake tans are essential in their repitoire.

Look at that Striped Shirt with his mojhito, what a douche.

by Fun Monster March 3, 2008

stroked

A northern Irish word for somebody being put down, or for somebody getting "one up" on the other.

Person 1 :"Here your fat."
Person 2:"I may be fat but I can lose weight, your just plain ugly."

Person 1: " Aw you stroked me something shocking"

by xxspratt_the_brattxx March 29, 2009

stroyed

Short for "destroyed", but usually used as a verb. Also, often refers to sexual actions resulting in violent or agressive displays.

Last night Steve was hitting Sara from behind real hard. I could hear her moaning through the walls and I even had my ear phones on. Man, he must have fucking stroyed that girl.

by Cwillyams July 14, 2006