Scridget

One who is short with a scruffy beard. He/she (hopefully not she) grows the beard out of pure laziness, not for style whatsoever.

Did you see Fauchers beard?

Haha that fucking Scridget.

by Demarcus Dwayne Carta April 18, 2010

Water Strider

The Water Strider is an insect that uses surface tension to walk on the surface of water.

Water Striders are such show offs

by Look Over There! ----> September 9, 2009

Straddling

To stand or sit with a leg on each side of a person.

"Her dad walked into the living room as she was practically straddling me, I thought I was going to be murdered!"

by Mike Watling (New College) March 13, 2009

sridaa out

a magical chant originating from the early bc, a few years before christ was born. this sacred ritual chant was only to be used in dire circumstances, as its power was inviolable. this chant was never to be used under any conditions, but the early 21st century has not been let loose from the curse of this unforgiving chant.

guy 1 - sridaa out, sridaa out
guy 2 - OH FUCK GET THE UMBRELLA THE FUCKING BUILDING'S BREAKING

by algaerhythms November 15, 2021

wrangler stride

Someone who has taken it up the arse and afterwards the rectum is serverly sore, and so the recipent has to walk like john wayne to avoid uncomfortably chafing from their leg wear

Marc : man Batemans walking funny
Jack : He`s got wrangler stride we know what he got up to last night

by horseradish April 18, 2005

Tactical Straddle

Tactically straddling someone is a high-speed low-drag maneuver. Commonly used in Police and Military applications. Forcefully and tactfully squatting spread eagle over someones torso or face take control of the suspect. A Tactical Straddle can be executed with the suspect in the prone or supine position by placing both legs around them, as you would when riding a horse. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

"I had to execute a tactical straddle to get control of a suspect last night. Once I had his torso straddled, I was able to overcome his resistance and take full control."

JB "Hey D, heard you had to manhandle that guy in the cell last night, how did you get control of him?"

D "It was easy, I just executed a Tactical Straddle to get him into submission."

by RDMC2 April 14, 2014

Strideful

Strideful: when a long, lengthy person walks in a certain stride. When they walk they have long strides and walk stiff, similar to Steve from Minecraft. Strideful people are interesting and odd.

Miles is a strideful person, he walks with long strides.

by bobaisbae April 14, 2021