Strandskov

1. One lacking the ability to stop talking about anything, even when people are backing out of the office.

2. The ability to not answer a question and change the subject and talk until cares what the question was in the first place.

3. To bring up some small point on any subject, that nobody cares about and talk about it until people cave in and give you your way just to get you to shut up.

4. To Micro manage every project so much people do it just shut you up, the do it the right way when it doesn't work.

Sorry, I don't mean to strnadskov you but .....................

Q: Why is your time sheet blank? A: I got Srandskoved.

I am going in, if I get Strandskoved call my cell and get me out of it.

Q:WTF? A:STRANDSKOV.

by Help me November 19, 2013

Strauser snauser

The art of getting tons of ass

This kid is a strauser snauser

by Sam Paci April 27, 2017

sexy strands

The two pieces of hair that girls purposefully leave out of their ponytail or other style. The best ones are a different color than the rest and hang directly down in front of the eyes. They are usually greasy and unatractive. The key is that they are more than long enough to make it into the ponytail or, at the least, behind the ears.

Emma, did you see her sexy strands?! They were AWESOME.

by Rachel Ondejko January 1, 2009

scranus

the area between the scrotum and the anus

He nicked his scranus while shaving.

by J April 10, 2003

scranus

the gap between your scrotum and your anus

the "gooch"

by ginger April 10, 2003

marker strands

strands of hair that are ‘drawn on’ in an attempt to appear cooler

Yesterday, my friend said that my hair looks like marker strands 😣

by jayquan. May 3, 2021

Straussburger

A fat whore's pussy that is impossible to find unless the fat roles are pushed out of the way. When eaten, it causes severe pains and discomfort. The only cure is to get returned oral pleasure from the strausburger. There are few if not any cases of survival. Eating a strausburger is a death sentence. The first symptoms are a ruined reputation. The virus spreads between sisters. The center of disease control considers this a threat to humanity and procreation.

Hey Brandon, how was that Straussburger last night?
It tasted like rotten fish, I think I am getting sick, I think I am going to go hang out with Kristin.

by Brandon McGill April 22, 2006