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scrambled porn

The kind of porn you watch when you were in your early teens because you were too afraid of getting caught look at porn on the internet. Usually the spice channel or playboy late at night on a basic cable box. The screen would fuzz in and out of clear pictures where you could see the people clearly but all wierd colors and usually no sound(mind didn't).
I watched scrambled porn for 2 years before I got the courage to look at porn on the computer.
by I'm watching you wank August 25, 2006
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Strazzled

A cross between stressed and frazzled.
Dude I am so strazzled right now! I have a presentation across town in less than 30 minutes that I haven't even started to prepare for - nor have I left the office yet! Ahhhh!
by Willy Esco January 3, 2012
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strattled

a mix between the words stressed and rattled. when someone is too stressed and too rattled to express each separate word.
Carmen was so strattled last night when she didn't have enough time to do everything she had to because Meg was distracting her.
by ratchet345 March 6, 2013
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vash the stampede

The legendary outlaw who loves women, peace and doughnuts. A reluctant combatant who's legendary aim is only rivaled by his appetite.
"I am known for their bullets never missing their mark, especially when it comes to the heart of a beautiful lady... BANG!"
- Vash the Stampede
by Jamison Marquart October 31, 2004
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stampeding

(v.)to participate in, observe and/or have fun at any event at the world famous Calgary Stampede; to get drunk during the 10 days of the Calgary Stampede; to eat a pancake breakfast during the 10 days of the Calgary Stampede
Cowboy: What are your weekend plans?

Cowgirl: I'll be stampeding all day and night.
by urbancowgirl August 5, 2005
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stampaedo

a group of men running towards school children with their penises hanging out and their trouser pockets inside out.
Rob: hey guys what you doing here?
Tom: watching school kids... as usual.
Si: well there's three of us, that's enough for a stampaedo!
by rob1080 August 9, 2007
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Stempled

Verb, To be a teacher, When someone is a teacher, but they can't teach, and they are often corrected when giving out lessons.
ex: Our teacher stempled so hard that I had to stand up in front of the class and explain the lesson. (true story)

ex: That teacher was stempling again today, we had to read out of the book to learn the lesson, how are they still a teacher?
by Zboi94 January 5, 2011
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