Strangling a Two-Headed Unicorn

When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.

Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini

Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*

Strangling a Two-Headed Unicorn by PSEUDONYM711WABAFE January 5, 2012

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strangling the stank monkey

When you stop showering for 3 or more days but still masturbate despite the awful smell of your genitals

Dude I haven't showered in a week, but I'm being brave and strangling the stank monkey twice a day.

strangling the stank monkey by Big Ebs February 15, 2014

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strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

strangling the disobedient meat monster by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

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Stridding

when your stridding your like riding high and you don't care about nothing but yet your the one with all the fame and everything and your the true nigguh who everyone knows and even though you don't act like the big show people just know who you are and what you do.

Nigguh I'm Stridding. high.

Dude1: "yo do you know who Steph is?"

Dude2: "ya man shes stridding to the big top."

Dude1: "yo i know, man she don't even care who she is."

Stridding by x3stepx3 July 9, 2010