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The Penis Showing Game

The Penis Showing Game or otherwise known as "The Game". Featured in the motion picture "Waiting" (2005), it is a game created by the character Raddimus and is widely played by all the male workers of Shenaniganz.

The main objective of the game is to get someone to look at your genitals and accusing them of being homosexual by calling them a faggot, then following a firm kick to the arse. No matter what, you must call them a faggot, otherwise the game loses it's whole meaning.

In the movie, Raddimus describes the several positions to a newcomer at Shenaniganz. He explains that there are several different positions with different difficultly levels. As the difficultly level rises so does the number of kicks you can give your victim.

Here are the positions:

1. "The Flash And Go"

The player plainly pulls down his pants, allowing time for his victim to appreciate it, then bringing the pants back up. For that, you get one kick.

2. "The Brain"

Here you isolate your testicles with your fist, forcing them forward against the skin to resemble that of a brain. For that, you get 2 kicks.

3. "The Bat Wing"

This is where you take the excess skin of your genitals and stretch them out until it is flat like paper. Now you should be able to see some vains and the slight resemblance to a bat wing. For that, you get 3 kicks.

4. "The Goat"

What Raddimus describes as one of the more "Trickier" moves of the game. What you do, is you palm your penis into your hand and you stretch it behind you so that it is visible from the cavity between your anus. For that, you get 4 kicks.

Now these are just the basic positions. But as the movie quotes, "We're always looking for creativity, so when you got a little down time to yourself, play with your nuts, you might just create a new move."
So we were playing the penis showing game. David concealed his "brain" at the last minute and busted it out. He got two kicks on everyone.
by T[-]eory May 2, 2006
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Rosetta Stoning

1. The act of heaving an object -- usually a rock or an empty beer can -- at your wife/girlfriend after she's said something that doesn't make any sense.

2. A violent act which occurs between a man and woman after a breakdown in communication.
Woman: "I know game seven of The World Series is on tonight, but I thought we could watch a John Cusack movie instead."

Man: *picks up x-box controller* "You're in for a Rosetta Stoning."
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Your gay is showing

When someone is acting incredibly gay, you tell them this.
Tom: Omg you should of seen this awesome top at the gap yesterday!

Joe: Dude, your gay is showing...
by CCNNKK May 31, 2009
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Your Italian is showing

When an Italian (or slightly Italian) person does something in a really Italian way, such as use lots of hand gestures or say something in a jersey "Guido" way.
Haley: *Uses lots of hand motions trying to explain something*
Jason: Dude, your Italian is showing.
by Honeyofthestars23 January 25, 2011
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Stewing in my juices

When one is completely okay with just sitting in their sweat and not showering or bathing afterwards
Hey Dude aren't you going to shower after the gym workout?

No way. I am going to sit here and continue stewing in my juices
by AKA Belinda July 29, 2010
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sowing his oats

When a person engages in activities (sex, drugs or untypical behavior) frequently as if to try new things to gain experience. With sex it would be without an attachment (serious relationship) with the partners. Tends to mean prior to when a person settles down to a more conventional or platonic lifestyle.
Wayne was out "sowing his oats" all weekend at the boardwalk. Hopefully he will get it out of his system sooner than later.
by Write Mateo! January 24, 2011
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stoning out

Zoning out, specifically after smoking the dried buds of the plant "cannabis".
Pussyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of "Tetrahydrocannabinol". After some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order.

WAITRESS: May I take your order?

PUSSYFACE: What?

WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?

PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.
by ninjatigerbatman September 11, 2013
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